wrathiaa:

how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,

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9gag:

Damn kids today never off their phones. #9gag

9gag:

Damn kids today never off their phones. #9gag

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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(via asian)

whitedad:

what doesn’t kill you doesn’t kill you

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via distraction)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

(via distraction)

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

(via humorful)

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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