the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

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officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

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viserystargarayen:

image

this is what i like to see

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awwww-cute:

All ears

awwww-cute:

All ears

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grawly:

grawly:

what the fuck…. how did they get away with this…


wtf??? why is this in the game O_O

grawly:

grawly:

what the fuck…. how did they get away with this…

image

wtf??? why is this in the game O_O

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joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

lottery numbers

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jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

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phuckindope:

Ohhhhh Shit lmaooo

phuckindope:

Ohhhhh Shit lmaooo

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

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sixpenceee:

a comic version of one of the best 2 sentence horror stories

sixpenceee:

a comic version of one of the best 2 sentence horror stories

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sixpenceee:

ok but why is no one talking about the fact that eggs are symbolized for easter, and bunnies don’t even lay eggs

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