ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

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spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

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andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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progmatic:

4,075 shares

progmatic:

4,075 shares

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jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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joshpeck:

when the teacher asks for your homework

Baby huskies wouldn’t stop fighting over a toy until mommy comes to stop them

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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mayanparty:


WHY DID THIS JUST APPEAR ON MY COMPUTER

mayanparty:

WHY DID THIS JUST APPEAR ON MY COMPUTER

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barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

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flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

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havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

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